By Clicky Eight
Here’s the US Attorney for the Eastern District of NY, Assistant US Attorney Moira Penza’s likely opening argument at trial:
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this trial can be summed up with a single word. Poontang.
NXIVM was set up for what?
Getting poontang for Raniere.

Intensives were set up for what?
Recruiting more poontang for Raniere.

DOS was set up for what?
Blackmailing women into giving up their poontang for Raniere.

Pam Cafritz (Satan rest her soul) spent her life doing what?
Managing young poontang for Raniere.

NXIVM’s Mexico operations were designed to do what?
Importing International young poontang for Raniere.

V-week was set up for what?
To provide a place where young poontang can congregate, to be tuned up by Raniere.

JNESS was set up for what?
Getting more poontang for Raniere.

Stripe path was designed for what?
To provide a way for different level sashes to be given in exchange for recruiting more young poontang for Raniere.

Now poontang all by itself is not evil, just as the bible tells us.
It’s the LOVE of poontang that’s evil — and Keith loves poontang more than life itself.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to sift thru the evidence and ask yourself one question… Was there ANY part of NXIVM’s operations which didn’t have the end goal of getting more poontang for Raniere?
I respectfully submit to you the answer is ‘no’.


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